Naked photos of Naked Vanessa Hudgens started appearing all over the internet at an alarming rate, leading to manic speculation that Disney would quickly drop Naked Vanessa Hudgens from the High School Musical family, lest all the deleted scenes on the next High School Musical DVD end up consisting of Naked Vanessa Hudgens lifting her top up and whooping, Naked Vanessa Hudgens frantically rubbing her genitals with a passing chihuahua and Naked Vanessa Hudgens doing jelly shots off a whore's arse. That all changed late last week, though, when Vanessa Hudgens died and Naked Vanessa Hudgens took her place. Sure, the sort of children who enjoy watching pitifully aspirational sub- Grease musicals like Disney's High School Musical probably had some idea who Vanessa Hudgens was but since they're the sort of permanently grinning, insufferably earnest children who seem to think that singing hymns into your ear as loudly they can will somehow cure your psychotic hangover, we're refusing to count them.īut, yes, outside of High School Musical fans, 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens was a complete unknown. This time a week ago, nobody really knew who Vanessa Hudgens was. Well, not so much 'a reprieve' as 'half a million dollars to stand around with her bits out all the time' but, hey, a deal's a deal. Joe Francis, the founder of teenage tit-flashing phenomenon Girls Gone Wild, has offered Vanessa Hudgens something of a reprieve.
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The universe always makes sure that one door opens as another one is being slammed shut look at Vanessa Hudgens – her family entertainment career may be dead, but at least now loads of perverts want to see her funbags again.Īs hard as times have been for Vanessa Hudgens recently – as hard as you'd expect for a wholesome 18-year-old star of family Disney TV movies who's just had naked pictures of herself blasted across the internet – that isn't to say that she hasn't got a knight in shining armour coming to rescue her, albeit a sleazy knight in shining PVC armour riding a horse made out of dildos.
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